The Pastor’s Ass

By Franklin Karp
Published on: February 22, 2019

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The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won!

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won that race, too.

The local paper read: 

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

 

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

The next day the local paper headline read:    

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS

 

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:    

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

 

The Bishop fainted! He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey as soon as possible. So she sold it to a local farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:    

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

 

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and take it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:    

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

 

The Bishop was buried the next day.

 

The moral of the story is, being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day and laugh.

Franklin Karp

Franklin Karp

Franklin is the COO for Audio Video Systems in Plainview, NY - one of the premier custom integration technology firms in the country. He was previously the CEO for Harvey Electronics, a leading hi-end consumer technology retail chain in the NYC area.

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