I want everyone to know that I’m not picking on Newfoundlers when I tell you this amusing story I heard the other day. I’m not even sure I know any Newfoundlers. So, if there is a Newfoundler reading this article, don’t take this personally!
A Newfoundlander named Perry was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
“Twenty dollars,” she whispers.
Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.
“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.
“I’m making love to me wife!” the Newfoundlander answers, sounding annoyed.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop. “I didn’t know.”
“Well, neidder did I, til ya’ shined that light in her face.”