The Karp Report

By Franklin Karp
Published on: November 16, 2018

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Philosophers of the Century

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years – Betsy Salkind

 

The only reason they say ‘women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats – Jean Kerr

 

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife – Prince Philip

 

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself – Harrison Ford

 

The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree – Spike Mulligan

 

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror – Jean Rostand

 

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea – WH Auden

 

In hotel rooms, I worry. I can’t be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked – Jonathan Katz

 

If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead – Johnny Carson

 

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap – Steve Martin

 

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is – Jimmy Durante

Franklin Karp

Franklin Karp

Franklin is the COO for Audio Video Systems in Plainview, NY - one of the premier custom integration technology firms in the country. He was previously the CEO for Harvey Electronics, a leading hi-end consumer technology retail chain in the NYC area.

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