“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”
-John Bright
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”
-Irvin S. Cobb
“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.”
-Samuel Johnson
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.”
– Paul Keating
“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.”
-Charles, Count Talleyrand
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”
-Forrest Tucker
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
-Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
-Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
-Oscar Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts … for support rather than illumination.”
-Andrew Lang
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”
-Billy Wilder
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I’m afraid this wasn’t it.”
-Groucho Marx