A Jewish daughter says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Irv. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a nickel.”
Her mother says, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a $250,000 Ferrari, you get a $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year.”
“You want to throw all that away . . . over 45 cents?”