The Karp Report
My Wife My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I
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Author: Franklin Karp
Franklin is the COO for Audio Video Systems in Plainview, NY - one of the premier custom integration technology firms in the country. He was previously the CEO for Harvey Electronics, a leading hi-end consumer technology retail chain in the NYC area.
Posts By: Franklin Karp
Interesting Stuff
In the 1400’s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no
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ON THE FIRST day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark
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Very True for the Next Generation CALLER: Is this Gordon’s Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it’s Google Pizza. CALLER: I must
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How is Noreen? A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to
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A group of men live and die for their Saturday morning golf game. One transfers to another city and they’re
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Getting Older
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has
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Age Stuff
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A woman walks into a drug store and goes up to the pharmacist and says “I’d like to buy enough
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The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His
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