The Karp Report
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you?” The man says, “Yes, I’m
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Author: Franklin Karp
Franklin is the COO for Audio Video Systems in Plainview, NY - one of the premier custom integration technology firms in the country. He was previously the CEO for Harvey Electronics, a leading hi-end consumer technology retail chain in the NYC area.
Posts By: Franklin Karp
Life is a Cabernet Old Chum!
I do not understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying
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The Karp Report
I want everyone to know that I’m not picking on Newfoundlers when I tell you this amusing story I heard
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When Insults Had Class
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. A member
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These 10 Yiddish Words Will Get You Through Quarantine
Tsedrate adj. (tsuh-DRATE) All mixed up, confused. Before the Covid-19 virus, tsedrayte meant we couldn’t remember if we promised to
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Jewish Divorce
A Jewish daughter says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Irv. All he wants is sex, sex and more
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Philosophers of the Century
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years – Betsy Salkind
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The Squirrels vs. the Church
The Squirrels vs. The Church The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After
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The Karp Report
John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy Shawn, so they
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Twice a Year
My friend, Bob, came home from work the other day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with
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